Chicken Dinner Road? Somebody actually named it this? Wow.Jimmy Carter''s Burial Plans Headline
Im not sure that it is a good thing for people to get excited about Jimmy Carter's burial plans. Im sure they still like him.Dont Die from Spinach Salad Recipe
You dont really want to die from this spinich salad do you? Does look tasty though.
Funny Car Accident Report
I wonder if this idiot, calling to check on his own accident, actually left his name? Caller ID might have found him out. Now thats one stupid person.
Funny Odd World News
Some homeless people in Milan, Italy, will be savouring beluga caviar this Christmas, thanks to officials who seized 40 kilograms of the delicacy from smugglers. The caviar will be served by charities alongside traditional Christmas foods, such as lentils, pasta and cake.
The apes of wrath ... three monkeys turned on their trainer during a bike-riding performance in Suzhou, China, and beat him senseless. While one twisted his ears, another pulled his hair out and bit his neck. A third then beat him with his cane until it broke. Police are investigating cruelty claims.
A turkey has been spared ending up on the dinner plate this Christmas — because it's too ugly. Wilbur is underweight, has no tail feathers, a misshapen body and walks with a limp and is the only bird remaining at the pick-your-own turkey farm in Totnes, Devon.
A trail of tobacco spit has led investigators to a suspect in at least five burglaries across Oklahoma. Police say Randy Shoopman, 33, was charged with 11 counts of burglary after DNA matched samples taken from expectorant at the scene of several burglaries.
The apes of wrath ... three monkeys turned on their trainer during a bike-riding performance in Suzhou, China, and beat him senseless. While one twisted his ears, another pulled his hair out and bit his neck. A third then beat him with his cane until it broke. Police are investigating cruelty claims.
A turkey has been spared ending up on the dinner plate this Christmas — because it's too ugly. Wilbur is underweight, has no tail feathers, a misshapen body and walks with a limp and is the only bird remaining at the pick-your-own turkey farm in Totnes, Devon.
A trail of tobacco spit has led investigators to a suspect in at least five burglaries across Oklahoma. Police say Randy Shoopman, 33, was charged with 11 counts of burglary after DNA matched samples taken from expectorant at the scene of several burglaries.
Stupid People Stupid News
A Romanian man has won a year-long fight to persuade the courts that he is not dead. Bungling civil servants had mixed Gheroghe Stirbu, from Timisoara, up with another man. Judges renewed his status as alive and then charged him AUD $1140 in court costs.
A calendar featuring England's prisons has become an unlikely best-selling stocking filler for Christmas. It follows the surprise success of the Boring Postcard books, which became an overnight hit with pictures of freeway service stations, roundabouts and shopping centres
Berlin city officials, summoned by complaints over the noise, found a 60-year-old man sharing his two-room flat with 1700 budgerigars. The floors were saturated with droppings. The pensioner said he had adopted two birds because he felt lonely and that nature had done the rest.
A 23-year-old horse has gone from painting a fence around a paddock in Reno, Nevada, to having its abstract art sell for more than $4300 at a gallery in Italy. Owner Renee Chambers said it all began when her husband suggested she give their mustang, Cholla, a brush.
A calendar featuring England's prisons has become an unlikely best-selling stocking filler for Christmas. It follows the surprise success of the Boring Postcard books, which became an overnight hit with pictures of freeway service stations, roundabouts and shopping centres
Berlin city officials, summoned by complaints over the noise, found a 60-year-old man sharing his two-room flat with 1700 budgerigars. The floors were saturated with droppings. The pensioner said he had adopted two birds because he felt lonely and that nature had done the rest.
A 23-year-old horse has gone from painting a fence around a paddock in Reno, Nevada, to having its abstract art sell for more than $4300 at a gallery in Italy. Owner Renee Chambers said it all began when her husband suggested she give their mustang, Cholla, a brush.
Funny Liar News Headline
MSI Owner denies lying but admits not telling the truth. Hmm, what is in between these things? Sorry buddy, you are a liar.
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